Anonymous said: to admin: I'm working on a fanfic about Bugs and Daffy going to Marvin the Martian's party, (the one from "I'm a Martian"). There's a scene with one of the aliens questioning why Bugs and Daffy walked in with no clothes...what would Bugs say to that? (This isn't a leading question btw) thanx
This really depends on what direction your story is going in, and how you’ve staged Bugs’ personality up to that point. Is he more of a straight man? Cuz you could have him not react at all, just shrug it off like he isn’t even sure, back away frightened or embarrassed etc etc.
If you have him on the more mischievous side, you could say things like, “well, I gotta be ready for anything”, or “you never know” or “are you coming on to me?” etc etc.
If he’s on the more sarcastic side, you could say something like, “I grew up poor” in deadpan, “wind resistance”, “why do you wear clothes?” or you could go TLTS Daffy route and say something like, “because I like my body”.
Be creative, have it flow with your story and the character you’ve got going. When in doubt, watch some Bugs cartoons to get some inspiration.